Dearest Readers, this is your favorite Panda calling out for help!
My owner and I were going to the airport yesterday, and I got panda-napped! I was whisked away in a Honda Element and haven't seen my owner in almost 24 hours. I need my special panda food, and its with my owner! If anyone sees me in the Portland or Salem area, please save me. I need to get back home! I'm secretly sending this message out from the 'nappers droid [which is easier because its a touch screen and my fat panda hands can type faster] so come save me before I die of a panic attack!! I'm stuffed in a pillow with a snuggie, and I am starting to overheat.
PLEASE HELP!!
OH NO PANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI saw Mr. Panda today and he was using a sharpie and looking for packing tape and a box. I tried to stop him but he said he needed to go to Nebraska. Hope he goes where he needs to!
ReplyDeleteOh POOR PANDA!
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